That's Just Rude!

I think the most disrespectful thing a person can do is start texting when you're talking to them. Dude, really? It's different if you pull out your phone and check it, yeah that's fine, but then you start texting? No no sweetie, not on my watch! Clearly, they're not even listening to you because one time this happened to me, I completely just stopped talking mid-sentence and the person I was talking to didn't flitch or anything, she looked up from her phone like 3 minutes later and was like, "look at what he just said!" Are you kidding me?! Was I talking to a wall or something? Talk about no manners. And then later I mentioned it to another friend and the one that was texting busts out with, "Oh my God! Why didn't you tell me?!" Well, I WAS telling you, you moron, but somebody was too busy ignoring me! . . . I hate that shit!

You Text Me!

It's freaking ridiculous when people expect you to text them 24/7. WTF, I ain't no hotline! How about you text me for a change; do something with your life! Some people are just so ignorant to actually think I live in my phone or on Facebook. But really, is it so hard for you to text me first? Why do I have to do it? There's no rules like, "oh, you're older, so you have to text me first" or "you wake up early, so you have to text me first". Just don't be a little girl, pick up your phone, GROW A PAIR, and send a simple, "hey! :)". I won't text you if you're expecting me to 'cause. . . I hate that shit!

Yuck! When someone's feet smell worse than fresh dog shit on a hot day, you need to get that shit checked! It's funny because people know their feet reek, so before they take their shoes off they say, "my feet are stinky." Really? Then maybe you should get some freaking Odor-Eaters powder! That's not attractive. Your feet belong in the zoo because those aren't human feet, you little nasty. . . I hate that shit!

You WILL Die!

If I'm sleeping and clearly you see that I'm comfortable, dude. . . don't bother me! The other day I was sleeping and for some stupid reason my boyfriend decides he's bored and starts shaking me like if there's an earthquake. What the hell are you doing? Talk about a rude awakening. Then he laughs about it like if it was the most hilarious thing in the world. . . I hate that shit!