"SWAG!"

"Yo, nigga! I got swag, bitch!" Shut the *beep* up, stupid! I hate those kids that walk around like they own the freaking school! With their jeans at their knees. . . "Boyyy! Aint nobody wanna see your drawers! And I certainly DO NOT want to see your shit stains!" They walk around like they have a pooped diaper! Didn't anybody teach you how to dress? Oh wait, you're just trying to impress the "chicas". Then, they wear those shirts that say, "swag", which totally makes their stupidity better. Or when  they try to match their shoes with their shirts, and they look like a walking banana, barney, or something. . . I hate that shit!

Stupid Drivers! -.-

Dude. -.- C'mon! Stupid drivers piss me off! GET OFF THE ROAD IF YOU CAN'T DRIVE! Okay, look at this first picture, how the hell does that even happen?! You have to be completely gone to do this; I mean really? And every once in a while you're stuck behind those dumbasses that don't know where they're going; they kinda just turn, don't put on their blinker, slam on their brakes like they're learning how to drive. Jesus Christ, my gramma can drive better than you! Then, you have those douchebags that take up two parking spaces. Your car isn't that nice, dude. Luckily, my car is small, so I can still fit next to their car. . . super close! :) Or those jerks that park across two parking spaces. . . I hate that shit!

Ignorant People!

I absolutely CANNOT, under any circumstances, stand ignorant people! They just piss me off. When someone is arguing with you about something stupid, like not going to school, and you try to explain why you didn't go and they just keep rambling on about shit that has nothing to do with it! Really? Shut your freaking face for two seconds and let me explain myself, moron! Jesus Christ; then you start trying to explain yourself and they're just like, "no, no, no!" . . . I hate that shit! 

Nail Salon

You know what I hate? When I go get my nails done and the Chinese guys/girls are speaking Chinese. You can't even understand what they're saying, so of course I'm going to think these people are talking shit about me. Then, to make it even better, they trick you into getting glitter, designs, stickers, and whatever the hell else; eventually you end up paying $100 for some freaking exaggerated ass nails and when you tell them to fix something that came out funny, they talk MORE crap about you. . . I hate that shit!

No Makeup!

Really? Clearly, I can see the 10 pounds of makeup you have on! I'm sure your mother didn't poop you out of her vagina orange! Seriously, what ignorant person is going to believe you don't have makeup on? C'mon woman, get it together! When I'm on Instagram and see one of these pictures and people are commenting, "Oh my Gosh, you look so pretty. What's your secret?", and the person makes up a load of crap, and they believe it. . . I hate that shit!