That's Just Rude!

I think the most disrespectful thing a person can do is start texting when you're talking to them. Dude, really? It's different if you pull out your phone and check it, yeah that's fine, but then you start texting? No no sweetie, not on my watch! Clearly, they're not even listening to you because one time this happened to me, I completely just stopped talking mid-sentence and the person I was talking to didn't flitch or anything, she looked up from her phone like 3 minutes later and was like, "look at what he just said!" Are you kidding me?! Was I talking to a wall or something? Talk about no manners. And then later I mentioned it to another friend and the one that was texting busts out with, "Oh my God! Why didn't you tell me?!" Well, I WAS telling you, you moron, but somebody was too busy ignoring me! . . . I hate that shit!

You Text Me!

It's freaking ridiculous when people expect you to text them 24/7. WTF, I ain't no hotline! How about you text me for a change; do something with your life! Some people are just so ignorant to actually think I live in my phone or on Facebook. But really, is it so hard for you to text me first? Why do I have to do it? There's no rules like, "oh, you're older, so you have to text me first" or "you wake up early, so you have to text me first". Just don't be a little girl, pick up your phone, GROW A PAIR, and send a simple, "hey! :)". I won't text you if you're expecting me to 'cause. . . I hate that shit!

Yuck! When someone's feet smell worse than fresh dog shit on a hot day, you need to get that shit checked! It's funny because people know their feet reek, so before they take their shoes off they say, "my feet are stinky." Really? Then maybe you should get some freaking Odor-Eaters powder! That's not attractive. Your feet belong in the zoo because those aren't human feet, you little nasty. . . I hate that shit!

You WILL Die!

If I'm sleeping and clearly you see that I'm comfortable, dude. . . don't bother me! The other day I was sleeping and for some stupid reason my boyfriend decides he's bored and starts shaking me like if there's an earthquake. What the hell are you doing? Talk about a rude awakening. Then he laughs about it like if it was the most hilarious thing in the world. . . I hate that shit!

School blows!

I f***ing hate this school! When you think about prom, you think a good time, dancing with your friends or boyfriend not worrying about reality, right? Well, in this stupid-ass school, shit don't work out that way! To even purchase your ticket, you have to have good grades, can't have unexcused absences, and you have to have your fees paid. Are you freaking kidding me?! Do you people have any idea how much money people are spending for prom and we still have to pay our stupid fees? Oh my God. I always pay my fees the last week of school; so expenses from jewelry and all those classes are already on there and ready to be paid off. So, I have to pay now and then pay later? What? Oh and then to make it even better, you basically have to sign a contract saying you're going to be a little angel at prom. I'm so happy to get the hell out of here! 25 days of school left seems like forever! Every year they're getting more strict. . . I hate that shit!

Shut Up!

I hate when something happens and people talk just to talk! Recently, a close friend passed away, and everyone is making excuses and talking about it as if they were there. -.- First of all, did you even know her? No; and if you did, you probably only knew her because you saw her walking around the school or at a dance. Second of all, why would you talk about it like it's nothing? If someone close to you died, would you want other people to be talking about it and make YOU cry? No. And third of all, just shut up! The other day I was in class and some girls were saying that she was driving in the wrong lane. -.-t Are you f***ing kidding me?! No she wasn't, stupid! If you would see that road right now you'd understand how easy it is to hit someone! Moral of the story, don't talk unless you know the facts. . . I hate that shit!

R.I.P. Brianda.

Rude customers!

Don't even get me started with rude costumers! It's like, "if you're not in a good mood then don't get out of your house, my brother!" If you're pissed off that your husband was flirting with the cute cashier at Rue 21, that shit isn't my problem! Why do you have to take your anger out on other people? I hate those people that just talk to you like you're a slave. -.-t Don't be rude, okay? Just chill the f*** out and talk to me like a civilized person. "Thank you! Have a great one!" "Mhm" . . . I hate that shit!

Learn English!

You know what I hate? I ain't even trying to be racist here! But, I hate those Latino TEENAGERS that don't speak English well. -.- It just bothers me so much! And they think their such hot shots because they think they sound white. Then they write a status on Facebook or send a text and it doesn't even make sense! I sit there staring at my phone like this o_O like when you're waking up and you're trying to read a message it's like, "okay dude. If you don't speak English well, then maybe you should practice! Not only use it when you feel you have to." 'Cause then you just sound Chinese. . . I hate that shit!

Love Coming From Jess!

Usually, I'm complaining about something that pisses me off, but not today!! I like looking at what other people hate; it gives me ideas for my posts. :) Maybe you'll like it too! :)

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Prove You're Not A Robot!

Are you kidding me with this?! This is why people don't post very many comments! Why the hell does it even matter if you're a robot?! If it was like once a day it'd be fine, but it's every freaking comment you write! Jesus Christ. . . I hate that shit!

Negative Nancy!

Get the f*** out. 

I hate negative people! They're annoying and stupid and just need to go die in a hole with their negative shit. When you're so excited about something and you tell someone like your sister and she's like, "that's freaking stupid." Are you kidding me?! You just pissed on my parade, bro. Or I'll be wearing something and someone's like, "what the hell are you wearing?!" and you just kind of think to yourself oh okay, I thought it looked fine but I guess not. . . I hate that shit!

Mornings >:[

Who likes mornings?! Not me! That's for damn sure! I just hate waking up. It's so freaking early and I have to get ready for school and actually attempt to look somewhat okay because then you get made fun of. -.- That's just a pain in the ass right off the bat. You're about to wash your face and you're too tired to check if the water is warm, so you just splash your face with freezing cold water. (That's just your fault right there for being a lazy-ass.) Sometimes you get lucky and your morning is actually good, until you can't find what to wear. OMG. Then you make a disaster in your room and your outfit still looks like crap; now all you think about for the rest of the day is the mess you're going to have to clean up when you get home. . . I hate that shit!

Boyfriends -.-

Stupid, silly, mean boyfriends! I hate it when you're trying really freaking hard to impress your boyfriend and they don't even notice.  Okay, you notice when I have a thong on, but you don't notice when I did my hair pretty for you? Then, they bust out with their smart-ass comments that are actually kind of rude NOT funny, and when you get sad about it, they get all mad; wtf?! After you basically dissed my entire life, I still have to be all lovey-dovey? Um, no! I also hate when your boyfriend is a liar. Most of the time when a girl says, "Oh, you were with your gramma last night? Really?", that means they already know where you ACTUALLY were and your girlfriend is about to put your ass on blast for lying to her. I could write a book about how dumb boyfriends can be; but not today, niggas! :)  "You can't live with them, you can't live without them!". . . I hate that shit!  

"SWAG!"

"Yo, nigga! I got swag, bitch!" Shut the *beep* up, stupid! I hate those kids that walk around like they own the freaking school! With their jeans at their knees. . . "Boyyy! Aint nobody wanna see your drawers! And I certainly DO NOT want to see your shit stains!" They walk around like they have a pooped diaper! Didn't anybody teach you how to dress? Oh wait, you're just trying to impress the "chicas". Then, they wear those shirts that say, "swag", which totally makes their stupidity better. Or when  they try to match their shoes with their shirts, and they look like a walking banana, barney, or something. . . I hate that shit!

Stupid Drivers! -.-

Dude. -.- C'mon! Stupid drivers piss me off! GET OFF THE ROAD IF YOU CAN'T DRIVE! Okay, look at this first picture, how the hell does that even happen?! You have to be completely gone to do this; I mean really? And every once in a while you're stuck behind those dumbasses that don't know where they're going; they kinda just turn, don't put on their blinker, slam on their brakes like they're learning how to drive. Jesus Christ, my gramma can drive better than you! Then, you have those douchebags that take up two parking spaces. Your car isn't that nice, dude. Luckily, my car is small, so I can still fit next to their car. . . super close! :) Or those jerks that park across two parking spaces. . . I hate that shit!

Ignorant People!

I absolutely CANNOT, under any circumstances, stand ignorant people! They just piss me off. When someone is arguing with you about something stupid, like not going to school, and you try to explain why you didn't go and they just keep rambling on about shit that has nothing to do with it! Really? Shut your freaking face for two seconds and let me explain myself, moron! Jesus Christ; then you start trying to explain yourself and they're just like, "no, no, no!" . . . I hate that shit! 

Nail Salon

You know what I hate? When I go get my nails done and the Chinese guys/girls are speaking Chinese. You can't even understand what they're saying, so of course I'm going to think these people are talking shit about me. Then, to make it even better, they trick you into getting glitter, designs, stickers, and whatever the hell else; eventually you end up paying $100 for some freaking exaggerated ass nails and when you tell them to fix something that came out funny, they talk MORE crap about you. . . I hate that shit!

No Makeup!

Really? Clearly, I can see the 10 pounds of makeup you have on! I'm sure your mother didn't poop you out of her vagina orange! Seriously, what ignorant person is going to believe you don't have makeup on? C'mon woman, get it together! When I'm on Instagram and see one of these pictures and people are commenting, "Oh my Gosh, you look so pretty. What's your secret?", and the person makes up a load of crap, and they believe it. . . I hate that shit!